Because if you really want to know about it, I’ll tell you sometime. Maybe over a drink(that we go Dutch on) or during some unsolicited and impromptu stand up routine.
Muppet Family Christmas is my absolute favorite Christmas Movie. Seriously I won’t go a Christmas without it. I mean it’s no Mickey Christmas Carol but it’s definitely worthy of a Criterion recognition. In fact now that I think of it, I’m going to pitch that idea before Jason Segel starts splashing around in my childhood memories.